my animal crossing character, heelying into the museum wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada in one hand and an enormous bug in the other: blathers, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
I see the word ‘cowboy’ in a post and I just BLACK OUT and smash reblog
the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it
why repaint the mona lisa
If i spell baby like “babey” you gotta read it like “baybeeeeeee”
-barbarian ogre with hermit background
-awakened donkey companion that rolled to seduce a dragon
-half-ogre fighter (some levels in bard) and noble background
-tabaxi rogue with excellent charisma stats
